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Elizabeth (20) ♘ Mexican ♘ INTJ
I have a writing blog.

173-to-127:

sterek-much:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*


66-seals-of-fuck-you
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teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

essfitcee:

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

DEAD!!!!!!

baking-soda SAID:
if boromir lived and had gone to helm's deep and onward with aragorn et al, how awesome would it have been, scale of one to ten.

baking-soda:

clarabeau:

Haha, “on a scale of one to ten.” I don’t recognize this scale when it comes to Boromir at Helm’s Deep. Try like idk a major pentatonic scale and on that scale, Boromir at Helm’s Deep would basically be a ten minute long Metallica scream.

By then Aragorn and Boromir would have been so tight. Aragorn’s chill but deeply appreciative acceptance of Boromir’s declaration of fealty would have only solidified Boromir’s massive respect for him and Aragorn would place so much value on Boromir’s court savvy, his hard-won loyalty, his leadership qualities and his bravery and you know, the way he slid across the slate and almost tumbled over the cliff himself, grabbing Aragorn’s arm at the last second and saving him from falling in that river, pulling him up with dat Boromir side grin. Let the tower guard take up the call, let the bass drop: the lords of Gondor have returned.

Boromir would be diplomatically repairing that relationship with Rohan. Boromir would be psyching up the troops on the wall with his incredibly motivating qualities of casual bro charm and steely experience in battle. Boromir would be quietly chatting with Eowyn by the hearth after everyone else falls asleep because they both understand what it means to be shackled to a role by tradition, to be helpless to protect your family as much as you want to, to put country and duty before your own needs. Boromir blastin full big bro super saiyan on Wormtongue.

PS CAN WE ALL IMAGINE BOROMIR’S FACE AT THE WEDDING OF HIS KID BROTHER TO THIS BADASS ROHAN WARRIOR AND ALL AROUND WONDERFUL PERSON WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A GRADE A BABE. CAN YOU IMAGINE BOROMIR’S FACE. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW POIGNANT AND SURPRISINGLY SENSITIVE HIS TOAST SPEECH WOULD BE. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SLOPPY HAPPY DRUNK BOROMIR WOULD GET AT THE RECEPTION, HOW MUCH HE WOULD LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR. BECAUSE I CAN.

sobbing irl imagining boromir the happy drunk at faramir’s wedding. 

Anonymous SAID:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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In some ways, the term “pansexual” came out of biphobia and a need to stipulate that one was not transphobic. If you take the binary view of “bisexual,” then a sexuality specific to an attraction to men and women could be seen as being noninclusive of transgender men and women. On the other hand, transgender men and women want to (and should) be seen as simply men and women, meaning that they would/should be included in that very binary; not including them tends to be much more phobic and noninclusive.

Then there is the thought that the binary view of bisexuality can be seen as phobic of anyone who identifies as genderqueer, or somewhere along the gender and sexuality spectrum, not identifying as male or female, man or woman. But, as I mentioned before, the true definition of “bisexual” is being attracted to those who are the same as me and those who are different from me, encompassing all genders and identities. The often-repeated argument that “bi means two” ignores a simple fact: “Same” and “different” are, indeed, two groups.

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via The Bad ‘B’ Word: A Need for Bisexual Acceptance

(via bellevierge)

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